|On October 31, 2008, we will send out this Press Release to the major news organizations including CNN, FOX News, ABC News, CBS News, MSNBC, Bloomberg Television, Wall Street Journal, and more to announce the results of our "PEZIDENT" poll. Who will win? We will e-mail you the results!|
Candidate Pez Dispenser Sales Ushers in New Polling Style.
For years, political scientists have relied on sophisticated polling techiniques to predict the outcomes of elections.
Recently, many have discovered more accurate predictions from the examination of strange and seemingly unrelated events.
Sales of Halloween masks, and Kippahs (Jewish skull caps) have recently joined ranks with Astrology, wine grape sales and World Series winners as election result prognosticators.
The newest trend in polling just might be the Pez dispenser.
The Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia, located 15 minutes south of San Francisco, has just introduced a limited series of "fantasy" PEZIDENT truck Pez dispensers.
One features artwork with Barack Obama as a Pez dispenser, the other has artwork of John McCain as a Pez dispenser.
"Pez collectors are uniquely qualified to predict the outcome of the 2008 Presidential election," states Gary Doss, Curator the the Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia.
Sales of these PEZIDENT Pez trucks will be tallied until October 31, 2008. Results will be announced via Press Releases to the different news organizations.
For more information, contact Gary Doss at (650)347-2301 or firstname.lastname@example.org The Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia is not affilliated with Pez Candy Company.